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Sa usa ka restaurant, nakabantay ang usa ka kustomer nga ang tanan waiter niay 2 ka kutsara sa ilang bulsa sa vest. Tubag sa isa ka waiter sa nangutan... Read more »
Category: Dirty Jokes | 13940 · 5 · jun-rey · Date: 21 May 2013


Beggar: boss palimos poh...

Student: iinom ka? magsusugal o magdudruga?

Beggar: wala poh akong bisyo.

Student: ... Read more »
Category: Funny Insults | 13449 · 2 · dindo659 · Date: 03 May 2013


Naay usa ka mayor nga gadeklarar....

Mayor: Mga kaigsoonan
           Magtanom ta ug saging... Read more »
Category: Practical Jokes | 13947 · 11 · korokongho · Date: 04 January 2013


Nangutana si Juan sa iyang tatay...

Juan: tay! ingon among tcher unsa daw english anang tubig?
Tatay: ingna nak! wilkins<... Read more »
Category: Practical Jokes | 12805 · 4 · korokongho · Date: 04 January 2013


Naay mga bata nga gaatang sa gawas sa balay ni Maria kay mangayo og mangga
(niay usa nasuko...)

Bata: hoy! dae hatgi mi og manga b... Read more »
Category: Practical Jokes | 8227 · 2 · korokongho · Date: 04 January 2013


BOY: Kuto ka ba? 

GIRL: Ngano man? 

BOY: Lami man jud kaayo ka i... Read more »
Category: Funny Insults | 9170 · 2 · jem · Date: 18 December 2012


BOY: tae ka ba? 

GIRL: nganu man..? 

BOY: Lisud man gud kaayu Ka... Read more »
Category: Funny Insults | 6095 · 1 · jem · Date: 18 December 2012


isA KA ADLAW! 

gusugu si juan sa iyang mama mamalit ug pagkaon 

JUAN: te,mamal... Read more »
Category: Funny Insults | 9721 · 1 · joselito777 · Date: 30 November 2012


Isang araw pumunta si Juan bulag sa Bayan na may Fiesta

Naka sun glasses siya at hindi siya napagkakamalan na bulag, sa astig ng pag lalakad ... Read more »
Category: Funny Stories | 9318 · 2 · Lawin403 · Date: 29 November 2012


Wife shouting..... Honey pag-impake na dinha, nakadaog ko ug lotto!

Husband: Wow, unsay dalhon nako?
... Read more »
Category: Clean Jokes | 10050 · 7 · orlandynzter · Date: 12 November 2012


GIRL: manong, can you get my bagahe please? it’s like mabigat kasi eh.

KONDUKTOR: Diin ani miss?... Read more »
Category: Clean Jokes | 7384 · 0 · orlandynzter · Date: 12 November 2012


Teacher: kung naa koy 1 ka piraso nga karne ug tungaon nako, pila na ka piraso?

Buknoy: 2 mam!
<... Read more »
Category: Clean Jokes | 5978 · 1 · orlandynzter · Date: 12 November 2012


Speaker: Who among u had xperience 2 have "jerjer" with a ghost?

(a farmer raises his hand)

Speaker: Really... Read more »
Category: Adult Sex Jokes | 7253 · 3 · orlandynzter · Date: 12 November 2012


NURSE: Mrs., ayaw ka la-in ha. Ka gamay sad sa otin sa imong bana uy. Malipay ka ana?

ASAWA: Si Ma’m baya.... Read more »
Category: Dirty Jokes | 7806 · 0 · orlandynzter · Date: 12 November 2012


- Two gay guys naglakaw sa usa ka mangitngit nga dapit.

Tino: Tita, hunong ra gud kadiyot. Naka panimaho lag... Read more »
Category: Funny Stories | 8046 · 0 · orlandynzter · Date: 12 November 2012


Lalake: mis.. Tanum ka?

Girl: korny moh..Unsa? kay, nganu man?

Lalake:... Read more »
Category: Pick Up Lines | 17528 · 4 · orlandynzter · Date: 12 November 2012


Teacher: Juan unsay spelling ag DIET?

...Si Juan di makatubag hing tan-aw sa taas nay butiki hing iti
<... Read more »
Category: Clean Jokes | 4821 · 2 · orlandynzter · Date: 12 November 2012


BOY: Kaliwat ka ug kabaw noh?

GIRL: Ngano man?

BOY: Ingon man gud akong kasing-kasing nga "TAMA-RAW" ng... Read more »
Category: Pick Up Lines | 13967 · 0 · joselito777 · Date: 23 October 2012


BOY: Gusto nako ikaw ang mahimo nakong Amo.

GIRL: Ngano man?

BOY: Kay musugot ko nga ma-ulipon s... Read more »
Category: Pick Up Lines | 8910 · 0 · joselito777 · Date: 23 October 2012


BOY: Pwede ba i-turn off na lang ang suga?

GIRL: Ngano man?

BOY: Para kitang duha ang mag-ON...
Category: Pick Up Lines | 1687 · 0 · joselito777 · Date: 23 October 2012


BOY: Horror Movie ka ba?

GIRL: Ngano man?

BOY: Kay kung makakita bitaw ko nimo kay mukalit lang ug pasp... Read more »
Category: Pick Up Lines | 8269 · 1 · joselito777 · Date: 23 October 2012


BOY: Internet Connection ba ka?

GIRL: Ngano man?

BOY: Dili man gud ko mahiluna kung wala ka...
Category: Pick Up Lines | 1348 · 0 · joselito777 · Date: 23 October 2012


BOY: Sagbot ka?

GIRL: Dili. Ngano man?

BOY: Nalibog man gud ko kung asa ka ilabay, sa malata ba o dili ... Read more »
Category: Pick Up Lines | 8140 · 0 · joselito777 · Date: 23 October 2012


BOY: Maayo pay na-unggoy na lang ko...

GIRL: Ngano man?

BOY: Aron makakatkat ko sa inyong paril para ma... Read more »
Category: Pick Up Lines | 7192 · 2 · joselito777 · Date: 23 October 2012


Ben: Kana bang makakita ko ug labihan kagwapa ug maanyag nga babaye makatuaw gyud ko ug " Wow sexy!"

Jerry: Natural lang na nato'ng... Read more »
Category: Clean Jokes | 4450 · 0 · leosa · Date: 20 October 2012


Usa ka lalaki nagsusapinday paglakaw sa dalan. 

Nasugatan niya duha ka babaye nga sekse kaayo ug ugdo kaayo'g mga dughan. 
... Read more »
Category: Funny Stories | 6488 · 2 · leosa · Date: 18 October 2012


guy: naa ko pangutana bah. kng kaslon ka ba asa nimu ganahan kaslon? 

girl: hmmm.. wala paman ko idea.. ikaw? 
<... Read more »
Category: Pick Up Lines | 9700 · 4 · urinalyn · Date: 07 October 2012


anak: tay,buntis ko

amahan: sige katulog na diha..

anak: di ka masuko? di ko nimo laparoon ug pangutan-on kinsa ang amahan? ... Read more »
Category: Funny Stories | 7005 · 3 · patox · Date: 05 October 2012


Tatlong Tanga hindi magkasya sa kama

TANGA 1: Pare ang sikip baba naman isa sa inyo...

... Read more »
Category: Funny Insults | 5424 · 1 · neriza99 · Date: 03 September 2012


mora kag bungot..

kay nagkadugay imung gugma sa akung dughan...

graveh nakaturok!
Category: Dirty Jokes | 1696 · 0 · admin · Date: 08 August 2012


Toothbrush: Ako lay pinaka lisod nga trabaho sa kalibutan! pirmi lang masugat nako baho baba!!! 

Tissue:<... Read more »
Category: Pick Up Lines | 10147 · 8 · admin · Date: 02 August 2012


Boy: Maypa ID na lang ka miss!

Girl: (natingala mode) Ngano man?

Boy: Para kung mawal... Read more »
Category: Funny Insults | 6851 · 1 · admin · Date: 29 July 2012


Boy: Mura kag ICE CREAM miss!!!

Girl: (ga-mug-ot) Ngano man?!

Boy: Patilapa ko beh!... Read more »
Category: Funny Insults | 3956 · 0 · admin · Date: 29 July 2012


Boy: Mura man ka ug kabayo miss?!!!

Girl: (angry mode) Ha?!!! Kay ngano man?!!

Boy: K... Read more »
Category: Funny Insults | 5576 · 1 · admin · Date: 29 July 2012


Basurera: Puthaw ka?!!!

Basurero: Ngano man?

Basurera: Ipatimbang tika!!!
Category: Funny Insults | 972 · 0 · admin · Date: 29 July 2012


Boy: Mura man kag kaldero bayota ka!!!

Bayot: Ngano man?!!!

Boy: Lagum kaayo ka ug lu... Read more »
Category: Funny Insults | 3516 · 0 · admin · Date: 29 July 2012


Boy: Mura man ka ug ampalaya miss...

Girl: Ngano man?!!!

Boy: Bisag pait kaayo k... Read more »
Category: Clean Jokes | 4135 · 0 · admin · Date: 29 July 2012


Boy: (kilig mode) Mura man ka ug kutsara miss...

Girl: Ngano man?

Boy: Layo pa lang, ... Read more »
Category: Adult Sex Jokes | 6707 · 0 · admin · Date: 29 July 2012


Girl: Bogok man siguro ka!

Boy: Ngano man?

Girl: Klaron man! Mangutana pa jud ka?!!!<... Read more »
Category: Funny Insults | 2057 · 0 · admin · Date: 29 July 2012


Girl: Wakwak ka noh?

Boy: Ngano man?

Girl: Mangutana pa jud na siya oi!
Category: Funny Insults | 1310 · 0 · admin · Date: 29 July 2012


Boy: Maypay swertres na lang ka!

Girl: Ngano man?

Boy: 143 man gud ang gisulti sa ako... Read more »
Category: Clean Jokes | 2375 · 0 · admin · Date: 29 July 2012


Mason: Mura man kag lansang!

Panday: Ngano man?

Mason: Lamia nimo dukdukon oi!
Category: Funny Insults | 954 · 0 · admin · Date: 29 July 2012


Call Center Agent 1: Mura man ka ug Kape!

Call Center Agent 2: Ngano man?

Call Center Age... Read more »
Category: Funny Insults | 2817 · 0 · admin · Date: 29 July 2012


Boy: Nindot kung SHAMPOO ug SABON na lang ka sa akong kinabuhi!

Girl: Ngano man?

Boy:... Read more »
Category: Dirty Jokes | 5520 · 1 · admin · Date: 29 July 2012


Pedro: Mura man kag nawong ug maso!

Judas: Ngano man?

Pedro: Bug-ata sa imong ulo oi!... Read more »
Category: Funny Insults | 1445 · 0 · admin · Date: 29 July 2012


Boy: Hospital ba ka?? 
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Girl: Ngano man?
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--&n... Read more »
Category: Funny Insults | 3715 · 1 · admin · Date: 13 July 2012


impiyerno ka ba?

bakit??

initag nawong nmu oi
Category: Funny Insults | 1168 · 0 · admin · Date: 12 July 2012


onggoy ka ba? . 
ngano man? 
<... Read more »
Category: Funny Insults | 2977 · 1 · admin · Date: 12 July 2012

Category: Practical Jokes | 3576 · 2 · baloduy33 · Date: 08 July 2012


may ta'g ma butangan Tika ug password 
Category: Clean Jokes | 4466 · 1 · admin · Date: 08 July 2012