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Sa usa ka restaurant, nakabantay ang usa ka kustomer nga ang tanan waiter niay 2 ka kutsara sa ilang bulsa sa vest. Tubag sa isa ka waiter sa nangutan... Read more »
Category: Dirty Jokes | 11110 · 5 · jun-rey · Date: 21-May-2013


Beggar: boss palimos poh...

Student: iinom ka? magsusugal o magdudruga?

Beggar: wala poh akong bisyo.

Student: ... Read more »
Category: Funny Insults | 11092 · 2 · dindo659 · Date: 03-May-2013


Naay usa ka mayor nga gadeklarar....

Mayor: Mga kaigsoonan
           Magtanom ta ug saging... Read more »
Category: Practical Jokes | 12602 · 11 · korokongho · Date: 04-January-2013


Nangutana si Juan sa iyang tatay...

Juan: tay! ingon among tcher unsa daw english anang tubig?
Tatay: ingna nak! wilkins<... Read more »
Category: Practical Jokes | 11287 · 4 · korokongho · Date: 04-January-2013


Naay mga bata nga gaatang sa gawas sa balay ni Maria kay mangayo og mangga
(niay usa nasuko...)

Bata: hoy! dae hatgi mi og manga b... Read more »
Category: Practical Jokes | 7212 · 2 · korokongho · Date: 04-January-2013


BOY: Kuto ka ba? 

GIRL: Ngano man? 

BOY: Lami man jud kaayo ka i... Read more »
Category: Funny Insults | 8263 · 2 · jem · Date: 18-December-2012


BOY: tae ka ba? 

GIRL: nganu man..? 

BOY: Lisud man gud kaayu Ka... Read more »
Category: Funny Insults | 5499 · 1 · jem · Date: 18-December-2012


isA KA ADLAW! 

gusugu si juan sa iyang mama mamalit ug pagkaon 

JUAN: te,mamal... Read more »
Category: Funny Insults | 8910 · 1 · joselito777 · Date: 30-November-2012


Isang araw pumunta si Juan bulag sa Bayan na may Fiesta

Naka sun glasses siya at hindi siya napagkakamalan na bulag, sa astig ng pag lalakad ... Read more »
Category: Funny Stories | 7050 · 2 · Lawin403 · Date: 29-November-2012


Wife shouting..... Honey pag-impake na dinha, nakadaog ko ug lotto!

Husband: Wow, unsay dalhon nako?
... Read more »
Category: Clean Jokes | 9240 · 7 · orlandynzter · Date: 12-November-2012


GIRL: manong, can you get my bagahe please? it’s like mabigat kasi eh.

KONDUKTOR: Diin ani miss?... Read more »
Category: Clean Jokes | 6755 · 0 · orlandynzter · Date: 12-November-2012


Teacher: kung naa koy 1 ka piraso nga karne ug tungaon nako, pila na ka piraso?

Buknoy: 2 mam!
<... Read more »
Category: Clean Jokes | 5464 · 1 · orlandynzter · Date: 12-November-2012


Speaker: Who among u had xperience 2 have "jerjer" with a ghost?

(a farmer raises his hand)

Speaker: Really... Read more »
Category: Adult Sex Jokes | 6224 · 3 · orlandynzter · Date: 12-November-2012


NURSE: Mrs., ayaw ka la-in ha. Ka gamay sad sa otin sa imong bana uy. Malipay ka ana?

ASAWA: Si Ma’m baya.... Read more »
Category: Dirty Jokes | 6324 · 0 · orlandynzter · Date: 12-November-2012


- Two gay guys naglakaw sa usa ka mangitngit nga dapit.

Tino: Tita, hunong ra gud kadiyot. Naka panimaho lag... Read more »
Category: Funny Stories | 6178 · 0 · orlandynzter · Date: 12-November-2012


Lalake: mis.. Tanum ka?

Girl: korny moh..Unsa? kay, nganu man?

Lalake:... Read more »
Category: Pick Up Lines | 14901 · 2 · orlandynzter · Date: 12-November-2012


Teacher: Juan unsay spelling ag DIET?

...Si Juan di makatubag hing tan-aw sa taas nay butiki hing iti
<... Read more »
Category: Clean Jokes | 4247 · 2 · orlandynzter · Date: 12-November-2012


BOY: Kaliwat ka ug kabaw noh?

GIRL: Ngano man?

BOY: Ingon man gud akong kasing-kasing nga "TAMA-RAW" ng... Read more »
Category: Pick Up Lines | 12190 · 0 · joselito777 · Date: 23-October-2012


BOY: Gusto nako ikaw ang mahimo nakong Amo.

GIRL: Ngano man?

BOY: Kay musugot ko nga ma-ulipon s... Read more »
Category: Pick Up Lines | 7825 · 0 · joselito777 · Date: 23-October-2012


BOY: Pwede ba i-turn off na lang ang suga?

GIRL: Ngano man?

BOY: Para kitang duha ang mag-ON...
Category: Pick Up Lines | 1442 · 0 · joselito777 · Date: 23-October-2012


BOY: Horror Movie ka ba?

GIRL: Ngano man?

BOY: Kay kung makakita bitaw ko nimo kay mukalit lang ug pasp... Read more »
Category: Pick Up Lines | 7085 · 1 · joselito777 · Date: 23-October-2012


BOY: Internet Connection ba ka?

GIRL: Ngano man?

BOY: Dili man gud ko mahiluna kung wala ka...
Category: Pick Up Lines | 1138 · 0 · joselito777 · Date: 23-October-2012


BOY: Sagbot ka?

GIRL: Dili. Ngano man?

BOY: Nalibog man gud ko kung asa ka ilabay, sa malata ba o dili ... Read more »
Category: Pick Up Lines | 7116 · 0 · joselito777 · Date: 23-October-2012


BOY: Maayo pay na-unggoy na lang ko...

GIRL: Ngano man?

BOY: Aron makakatkat ko sa inyong paril para ma... Read more »
Category: Pick Up Lines | 6367 · 2 · joselito777 · Date: 23-October-2012


Ben: Kana bang makakita ko ug labihan kagwapa ug maanyag nga babaye makatuaw gyud ko ug " Wow sexy!"

Jerry: Natural lang na nato'ng... Read more »
Category: Clean Jokes | 4057 · 0 · leosa · Date: 20-October-2012


Usa ka lalaki nagsusapinday paglakaw sa dalan. 

Nasugatan niya duha ka babaye nga sekse kaayo ug ugdo kaayo'g mga dughan. 
... Read more »
Category: Funny Stories | 5205 · 2 · leosa · Date: 18-October-2012


guy: naa ko pangutana bah. kng kaslon ka ba asa nimu ganahan kaslon? 

girl: hmmm.. wala paman ko idea.. ikaw? 
<... Read more »
Category: Pick Up Lines | 8584 · 4 · urinalyn · Date: 07-October-2012


anak: tay,buntis ko

amahan: sige katulog na diha..

anak: di ka masuko? di ko nimo laparoon ug pangutan-on kinsa ang amahan? ... Read more »
Category: Funny Stories | 5723 · 3 · patox · Date: 05-October-2012


Tatlong Tanga hindi magkasya sa kama

TANGA 1: Pare ang sikip baba naman isa sa inyo...

... Read more »
Category: Funny Insults | 4805 · 1 · neriza99 · Date: 03-September-2012


mora kag bungot..

kay nagkadugay imung gugma sa akung dughan...

graveh nakaturok!
Category: Dirty Jokes | 1460 · 0 · admin · Date: 08-August-2012


Toothbrush: Ako lay pinaka lisod nga trabaho sa kalibutan! pirmi lang masugat nako baho baba!!! 

Tissue:<... Read more »
Category: Pick Up Lines | 9299 · 8 · admin · Date: 02-August-2012


Boy: Maypa ID na lang ka miss!

Girl: (natingala mode) Ngano man?

Boy: Para kung mawal... Read more »
Category: Funny Insults | 6482 · 1 · admin · Date: 29-July-2012


Boy: Mura kag ICE CREAM miss!!!

Girl: (ga-mug-ot) Ngano man?!

Boy: Patilapa ko beh!... Read more »
Category: Funny Insults | 3673 · 0 · admin · Date: 29-July-2012


Boy: Mura man ka ug kabayo miss?!!!

Girl: (angry mode) Ha?!!! Kay ngano man?!!

Boy: K... Read more »
Category: Funny Insults | 5220 · 1 · admin · Date: 29-July-2012


Basurera: Puthaw ka?!!!

Basurero: Ngano man?

Basurera: Ipatimbang tika!!!
Category: Funny Insults | 806 · 0 · admin · Date: 29-July-2012


Boy: Mura man kag kaldero bayota ka!!!

Bayot: Ngano man?!!!

Boy: Lagum kaayo ka ug lu... Read more »
Category: Funny Insults | 3249 · 0 · admin · Date: 29-July-2012


Boy: Mura man ka ug ampalaya miss...

Girl: Ngano man?!!!

Boy: Bisag pait kaayo k... Read more »
Category: Clean Jokes | 3749 · 0 · admin · Date: 29-July-2012


Boy: (kilig mode) Mura man ka ug kutsara miss...

Girl: Ngano man?

Boy: Layo pa lang, ... Read more »
Category: Adult Sex Jokes | 5777 · 0 · admin · Date: 29-July-2012


Girl: Bogok man siguro ka!

Boy: Ngano man?

Girl: Klaron man! Mangutana pa jud ka?!!!<... Read more »
Category: Funny Insults | 1845 · 0 · admin · Date: 29-July-2012


Girl: Wakwak ka noh?

Boy: Ngano man?

Girl: Mangutana pa jud na siya oi!
Category: Funny Insults | 1009 · 0 · admin · Date: 29-July-2012


Boy: Maypay swertres na lang ka!

Girl: Ngano man?

Boy: 143 man gud ang gisulti sa ako... Read more »
Category: Clean Jokes | 2068 · 0 · admin · Date: 29-July-2012


Mason: Mura man kag lansang!

Panday: Ngano man?

Mason: Lamia nimo dukdukon oi!
Category: Funny Insults | 767 · 0 · admin · Date: 29-July-2012


Call Center Agent 1: Mura man ka ug Kape!

Call Center Agent 2: Ngano man?

Call Center Age... Read more »
Category: Funny Insults | 2496 · 0 · admin · Date: 29-July-2012


Boy: Nindot kung SHAMPOO ug SABON na lang ka sa akong kinabuhi!

Girl: Ngano man?

Boy:... Read more »
Category: Dirty Jokes | 4633 · 1 · admin · Date: 29-July-2012


Pedro: Mura man kag nawong ug maso!

Judas: Ngano man?

Pedro: Bug-ata sa imong ulo oi!... Read more »
Category: Funny Insults | 1203 · 0 · admin · Date: 29-July-2012


Boy: Hospital ba ka?? 
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Girl: Ngano man?
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--&n... Read more »
Category: Funny Insults | 3472 · 1 · admin · Date: 13-July-2012


impiyerno ka ba?

bakit??

initag nawong nmu oi
Category: Funny Insults | 941 · 0 · admin · Date: 12-July-2012


onggoy ka ba? . 
ngano man? 
<... Read more »
Category: Funny Insults | 2720 · 1 · admin · Date: 12-July-2012

Category: Practical Jokes | 3313 · 2 · baloduy33 · Date: 08-July-2012


may ta'g ma butangan Tika ug password 
Category: Clean Jokes | 4164 · 1 · admin · Date: 08-July-2012