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Top 12 Funny Quotes in Speeches of Miriam Defensor Santiago

Philippine Senator Miriam Defensor Santiago is known for her bravery, sharpness, and direct to the point in dealing with her job and life. If you can see her in personal, you might think she's a rigid and very strict person. But deep inside, she has a unique taste of humor. She sometimes reveals her comedian personality in his speeches through telling a  very short joke or "pick-up line".
Are you ready to laugh? Here's a list of top 12 funny quotes (pick-up lines) in some speeches of Miriam Defensor Santiago.

Miriam Defensor Santiago
Miriam Defensor Santiago


1.  "Kung magkakaroon ako ng sariling planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis nito, para sayo lang iikot ang mundo ko."

2.  "Tindera ka ba ng yosi? Kasi you give me Hope and More."

3.  "Sana exam mo na lang ako, para sagutin mo rin ako."

4.  "Suicide, homicide, insecticide, lahat pamatay. Pero kung gusto mong pampabuhay, i-try mo ang 'by my side."

5.  "Sana naka-off ang ilaw, para tayo na lang mag-on."

6.  "Nakalimutan ko pangalan mo, eh. Pwede bang tawagin na lang kitang akin?"

7.  "Malabo na talaga ang mata ko. Pwede ba akong humingi sa iyo ng kahit konting pagtingin?"

8.  "Para kang cactus, kasi handa akong masaktan, mayakap ka lang."

9.  "Bastos ka rin, ano? Di ka man lang nagpapaalam tuloy-tuloy kang pumasok sa puso ko."

10.  "Maglaro tayo ng kahit ano, wag lang taguan, kasi a girl like you is hard to find."

11.  "Can you recommend a good bank? Kasi I'm planning to save all my love for you."

12.  "Parang see-saw, pag wala ka, down ako."

13.  "An earthworm has five hearts and an octopus has two hearts. Ngayon, kapag may kilala kang nagmamahal ng dalawa o higit pang tao, tanungin mo kung anong klaseng hayop siya." 


Did you laugh with Miriam's pick-up lines?
 

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"Top 12 Funny Quotes in Speeches of Miriam Defensor Santiago" was written by Mary under the Communication / Speech category. It has been read 9045 times and generated 0 comments. The article was created on and updated on 20 January 2013.
Total comments : 2
jeanelou surig [Entry]

she's really the best senator...........very imppressive............she have really the guts......................
John Pau Favilal [Entry]

How does it feel to be with Miss Miriam?